einzweiawesome:

I should’ve greeted ya first? Are ya kiddin’ me? Why should I? Besides, who’d want kisses from a brat?

-siiiiiigh-
Ja, the dude who’s older than ya has to be an impostor. There’s no possible way the one who is obviously younger could be an impostor. Not at all. 
Look dude, I’m an ALBINO. I was BORN with red eyes and white hair. It’s not made from stress and I ain’t got no wrinkles.

Hey powdered bastard, I’m no brat! I’m simply… different and too much to handle.

Oh, you talkin’ about Lovino? Well I guess he’s only a semi-impostor because I like him now. If you’re his friend, that’s cool. If you mess with him, I will legitimately serve you an ass kicking, ALBINO man. Anyways, I’m sensing that you’re angry. Are you angry, ALBINO man? And were you born with a name?